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[24 Jan 2007|09:32am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

So I'm not dead...

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[06 Jan 2006|07:05pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

Who is love? )

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[12 Dec 2005|11:42pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

...yea.

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[17 Oct 2005|09:34pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

I'd like to take this moment to extend a thank you to the asshole who decided to throw himself (or herself) onto the fucking MARTA tracks this evening. Thanks alot.

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Ramalama (Bang Bang) [28 Sep 2005|09:30am]
[ mood | awake ]

I had stopped drinking coffee...until now. I'm on a mission this morning though, a mission to find a new fucking job. Okay, okay I'm only looking on the internet, but I'm pretty amped. I hate that I'm REALLY starting to hate my current gig. It sucks when you're supposed to be working as a team, but not everyone is giving 100%, so you end up having to do extra shit...I guess it should be expected though.

Finding a new site to host my background image here wasn't REALLY priority, but I suppose looking @ the darkness has gotten a bit old. I need something sexy to put back there. A door...a big red door...yes. *looks @ Heather*

It's funny how when you live w/ someone you get to know them on a completely different level. It can always turn out really good (which I'm SO glad the case is here) or not, but either way I love it. On a somewhat related note we got the fancy cable package, and you know what comes w/ the fancy cable package? Lots of fucking music videos & an entire section of OnDemand that's devoted to Fashion...WOO! I've watched this Fashion Week footage like a million times...lol.

It's almost October AGAIN! What thee fuck? Of course this means class will be starting soon, but still...it's like where does the time go?

My theme song these days comes courtesy of Roisin Murphy. It's...better than pussy! © Johan(o)

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[10 Sep 2005|04:27am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

-I'm ALMOST moved into my new place...which means I probably won't be online for a moment (not that I update alot anyway)

-It probably WASN'T a good idea to order that fucking jumbo margarita and actually drink it all before it unfroze :-(

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[06 Sep 2005|11:43am]
[ mood | good ]

Okay, here's the re-deux:

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[01 Sep 2005|01:43am]
[ mood | excited ]

So, yea...

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[31 Aug 2005|01:05am]
[ mood | sleepy ]



...yes.

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[27 Aug 2005|11:24pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

A few things:

- New York rocks my ass! Thanks to all that...showed me a good time...lol. And to ANYONE (I see you Melly Mel) I didn't see, you should know that I'm sorry, and I promise I'll see you next time...no really.

- Cold chicken fried rice also rocks my ass...especially the kind w/ lots of tomatoes and onions.

- Has anyone else noticed that the mood of my last few entries has either been drunk...or sleepy? What has my life become...

- I hate that I fucking LOVE My Chemical Romance...that fucking "Helena" video cracks me up & I almost know the entire routine for it (...)

- Ugh...fuck it, I'm done.

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[15 Aug 2005|11:16am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I can't decide if my spit tastes like vodka or Jack Daniels.

Nothing like hot combo action.

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[13 Aug 2005|01:12pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

So yea, apparently drinking dark liquor makes me...agressive...no...assholish...yes, assholish. I almost had my 1st bar fight...

I'm also not ashamed to admit that I love the lead singer of Maroon 5's voice...I do.

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[04 Aug 2005|10:10am]
[ mood | silly ]

I'm @ work the other night when I saw what had to be one of the HAWTEST guys I've ever seen...in my entire life...no really. He was about 6'2 ...or 3, 190....give or take a few pounds, and just fucking hot. *wipes mouth*

My belief that I was approaching impotence since turning 26 was quickly halted as I felt myself getting aroused ...and this was just from looking @ the back of his head. As I waiting for him to turn around I was drawn to look down @ his hands...and imagine my surprise when I saw that this fucker didn't have a fucking right hand. There was just a little nub there...w/ 2 little pieces of nail. I've never believed in love @ 1st sight...but this guy...oh god.

Needless to say that my intrigue w/ his lack of appendage forced me to follow him for a few more minutes, sneaking in glances here & there. I almost walked up to him to start some sort of conversation, but I feared I'd just freeze up...or grab that sweet nub...and rub it across my chest.

Good times.

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[26 Jul 2005|01:15pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Funny...I don't FEEL older. I didn't have an erection when I woke up this morning though, so maybe I'm impotent now...

Thanks to everyone who made this birthday weekend the best yet...

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[17 Jul 2005|12:04pm]
[ mood | hot ]

Ugh...have I already expressed my disgust for the summer? More than likely I have, BUT it's my LJ, so repetition is allowed. I walked a couple blocks to the grocery store just now & half way back...RUSTY PIPES! I thought my nose was just running...until I looked down and saw man blood. I hate it so much...

I don't really have anything else to say outside of: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FUCKING FALL!

...and I STILL haven't seen Charlie & The Chocolate Factory yet.

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[14 Jul 2005|07:32pm]
[ mood | touched ]

http://wimp.com/rubberjohnny

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[10 Jul 2005|09:38am]
[ mood | drunk ]

I'm...still...drunk...and/or high.


...oh god.


The room is spinning.

I'm SUPPOSED to be @ work in a couple hours...I dunno though. Perhaps I'll suck it up and just go in...so they can see I'm useless today & send me home...or maybe I'll just go bury myself under the covers & curse the day I ever met Svedka...that sweet, sweet bitch.

I also had planned on making an update to talk about the cat horror I recently experienced, but I haven't gotten around to it yet..."maybe tomorrow" (we saw Stereophonics do that song live last night). To give you an idea of what went on though just take a look @ the pic below:



...Johano rocks my ass.

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[28 Jun 2005|01:43am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I love porn...I do!

G'night.

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[14 Jun 2005|10:07pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

This is the happy house...we're happy here
In the happy house...oh it's such fun
We've come to play in the happy house
And waste a day in the happy house
It never rains
We've come to scream in the happy house
We're in a dream in the happy house
We're all quite sane
This is the happy house...we're happy here
There's room for you if you say "I do"
But don't say no or you'll have to go
We've done no wrong with our blinkers on
It's safe and calm if you sing along
This is the happy house...we're happy here in the happy house
To forget ourselves...and pretend all's well
There is no hell.

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[04 Jun 2005|12:44pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Ugh.

...but yea, I'm not really feeling Coldplay's latest offering. The new Royksopp though...*thumbs up*.

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